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like eddy murphy said, love and money don’t mix. especially if you’re a celebrity
hey, i’m Johnny!! she was like “i kno who u are mutha fucca!!!!” lol
where you gonna be….imma be where im at!!!!! what a clown……
this is so fucking true. unless they start out independently wealthy then taking half is fair IF your funds were combined.
this is why instead of cheating you have them go missing then find someone else =]
Im Alwayz Leasing The Pussy With An Option To Buy.
and that bitch is gonna get every dime of it 2 just becuz they have kids and he fucked 10+ women hell yea their gonna suck that mufucker dry
@JDubs878 the second i thought about that when i got home after reading that in the paper i thought of this instantly, its like the the fuck outta here
-now thats pussy control-
LMFAO
3:30 So like, he rubs it in and 30 or 60 seconds later he can coherently talk really fast? Is that how that stuff works?
HALF!!!
Took bad Eddie didn’t take his own advice.
I just orderd like 3DvDs from Eddy never no he is doing stand up like this, im from germany we only know his movies but this is better than everything else!!
Now we have 3 hundred million and 70 dollars. I want to do my share
haha.
Fuck that…Most women will make sure they get at least 60%+++++. Been there n done all that shit!!!
MAN THIS IS SO FUNNNNY
Germany isnt in the uk?
@Sn0wninjai
Arnt you guys in the Uk blackphobes haha lol
So fucking true!! But I’m glad that women are making money now too, cause there are guys out there that get HALF too, and some women pay child support, and alimony! Since they were the bread winner during the marriage…
can anyone tell me the time of when he talks about rick james?
Wait, what…? UK?
Let’s make it simple foy you. Germany = the country the Nazis took over. The UK = tea, driving on the left side, scones, politeness and genius comedy.
Also, there’s lots of black people in the UK. They’ve everywhere, and they’re tolerated.
There’s black people in Germany, too, and guess what? They’re tolerated there, too! Why wouldn’t they be? Sure, there’ll always be racist scumbags here and there, but still.
@JDubs878 lol true best thing is not to get married
Imma be where Im at!! You dnt own me!! LOL. That sounds like something I would say. Hahhahaa.
go die in a hole record1207. biootch
@JDubs878 He cheated on her with 15 girls i think she should have all of it